Everyone dreams of being a pro athlete — playing in that big game. Just like Rudy. I want to be Rudy. Can I?!!
Unfortunately, the answer is “no”. The secret, according to this guy, is one thing: instinct.

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This guy from Britain keeps being mistaken for Michael Phelps, and is bombarded by a paparazzi-like crowd of Bejingites. They’re on him like white on rice.
It’s like a Michael Phelps Tour Bus just let out…

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And the Gold Medal for sucking face goes to…

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I’m not sure how many of you have been following the Olympics, but I will say this: If you haven’t been watching, you’re an an idiot…And a genius. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Hey, man. That doesn’t make sense. Stop it.” And you’re right. Because it doesn’t make […]

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The Olympics are sweet. Hell, I just watched 2 hours of gymnastics with a Chinese girl named Ding Lingaling (i kid you not). Sure, she sounded like a doorbell, but she could rock the uneven bars like a bowl of steamed rice.
Anyway, I’ve been watching way too much of it. I don’t […]

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People like George Lucas have destroyed my ability to to trust what I see. I watch this amazing video, and I think, “this shit has to be CGI”. How could it not be??
But considering who’s making it, it doesn’t seem likely. Either way, the impossible happens. And the what these girls […]

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Here’s a picture of Alien Boy (aka Sam Cassell) of the Celtics being worked on by his trainer Asian Midget Boy.
Really gives new meaning to the phrase “getting stretched out”.

What what in the butt.
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This woman contestant goes in for a hug on the game show Host, and gets more than she bargained for. A chunk of her hair gets caught on his suit, and she’s stuck their like stink on a monkey.
Problem is, the Host thinks she’s just playing along, and walks her through his whole song-and-dance […]

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Is Anchorman the best movie of all time? Probably yes. But one things for sure, Charles Barkley is a fan. And apparently, he will also read anything you put on the the teleprompter.
And I mean, An-y-thing.

Stay classy, Charles.

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In Tokyo, they have a saying: “She with loud mouth, not good with balls”. This profound Japanese philosophy has kept their country peaceful for the past 500 years.
And try as she might, Mariah Carey proved the ancient prophecy still rings true. When throwing the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game, she shows […]

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