Here’s another gem uncovered from the Yahoo! front page.

Who cares? The “dark meaning” of a thumbs up? That’s like reading about the happy history of the middle finger. No one wants to hear it.
Come on, Yahoo. There’s real news out there. Like the deaf guy who kicked ass in American […]

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This week’s flog is another selection from PMP’s IdiotPantsParty. Make sure to check out the blog every few days for new additions to the idiot dictionary…
#6 The Carlos Mencia

The Carlos Mencia is the Grim Reaper of joketelling. He is to comedy what WalMart is to quality merhcandise. Always shitty. Like a Ghost […]

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The Mexican Government sent a clear message to the animal populace of the world yesterday: If you fuck around in Mexico, we will end you. Or at least put you in jail. And to prove they were serious, they put their own national mascot behind bars.
Yes, the beloved Donkey. A shining beacon […]

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People always argue about how to discipline dogs when they drop a nice steamy duece on your carpets. Some people say you should kill them with kindness, others prefer tough love. Personally, I like to solve this dilemma by taking a crap in their cage, this way they know what it feels like.
But […]

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A wise man once said, “Kids say the darndest things”. I think his name was Bill Crosby, or Jello Pudding or something. But someone said it, and they were certainly onto something. But while kids can do some “darned things”, I think it’s more important to point out that people—yes, full grown […]

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So I was driving today and I notice a hole-in-the-wall, shitty looking Chinese Restaurant. I mean, the type of place that just looks like it would give you diarrhea. One of those places jammed into a bad shopping mall in a bad part of town. And what was it called? Not “Happy Wok” […]

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There are a few deep, philosophic questions that have been burning a hole in my mind. One’s that you wake up in the morning and say, “Why do I have wood?” These are basic life questions–applicable to all, pondered by the masses. Maybe you’ve had them, maybe your brain exploded because […]

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