After drinking an exotic cocktail at a popular party resort in Crete, 19 year old Corinne Coyle’s face swelled to abnormally large proportions.
The cocktail, bought in a Greek bar for 10 euros (£7.80), and served in a bowl, is said to contain a mixture of Baileys, chilli powder, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, […]

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I had no idea that Iraq had the sense of humor, or the VHS technology, to have a user-submitted home video vault.
But they do. And apparently, “fat people not being able to do normal things” is the universal comedy language.

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Per the suggestion of “Mike” (a dude I met yesterday with a CamelBak hooked up to a box-o-wine), I stopped by “Hippie Hill” on my way to the festival. And as he promised, the ganja was as plentiful as the drum circles and unwashed body parts. After haggling with a Jamaican woman named “Momma”, I […]

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It starts with an “Excuse me, sir. Would you mind moving your seat?” But I’m not at the concert, I’m on my American Airlines flight en route to San Francisco for this weekend’s Outside Lands Festival. “Sure”, I said. No problem. It’s f*cking 9 in the morning and all I want to do is sleep.
As […]

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We’ve all been on the airplane for a mind-numbingly long flight — bored out of our ass — and picked up the copy of the standard in-flight magazine SkyMall. After about 100 pages of lawn ornaments and technology from 1998, you have to wonder “who the f*ck buys this shit?”
Luckily for us, the guys […]

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This is one of the best motivational posters I’ve ever seen. It really makes me want to get up and move. To Sweden.
Unfortunately for those in the UK, it was discontinued for it’s “opposite-of-motivational” effects on workers.

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When the people of Lesbos formed their peaceful island community thousands of years ago, they never could have imagined that their proud “Lesbian” heritage would be infiltrated by the evil homosexual community.
Yes, that’s right. The people of the Greek island of Lesbos (known as “Lesbians”) have had it with gay woman (known […]

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