Yahoo recently joined forces with F.U.S.S.Y. (The Foundation for Useless Studies and Scientists, for Yahoo) to research the effects of alcohol. What they learned, might shock you*.
*Will not shock you.

If this is news, then I’m Nostradamus.
On the bright side…I guess I did learn something in college. Click here to read […]

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As if their front page stories weren’t enough…

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Over the past few months, I’ve given Yahoo’s frontpage a lot of crap because — well, because it sucks balls. But I have to admit, they got this one right.

Now that makes me proud to be an American.

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Question: Which of these is a pressing issue in American society?
A) The oil crisis
B) Falling dollar value
C) War in Iraq
D) Sea dragons
If you answered (D), you are an idiot. Or you write for the homepage of Yahoo.com

The father is the one carrying the eggs?!!! What a scoop!
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Here’s another gem uncovered from the Yahoo! front page.

Who cares? The “dark meaning” of a thumbs up? That’s like reading about the happy history of the middle finger. No one wants to hear it.
Come on, Yahoo. There’s real news out there. Like the deaf guy who kicked ass in American […]

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I was really worried about that lost parrot. Thank god it’s the front page story.
Hey, maybe that Parrot could write for Yahoo “News”. It can’t get any worse.

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